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Thanks I'm cured rule (media.kbin.social)
submitted 2 years ago by MemeCollector@kbin.social to c/196

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU'RE THE 10,000TH PERSON TO RECOMMEND YOGA AND AVOCADOS FOR MY PERSONAL ISSUES!

CLICK HERE TO
GO GET FUCKED!

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

"Do you eat wheat gluten?" asked the dipshit when he heard about my partner's vascular disease.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Congratulations, did you eat the gluten? The wheat one?

[-] musclexaddy 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some of my greatest hits of mental health advice that I've been told:

  • "If your intrusive thoughts upset you that much, why don't you just ignore them?"
  • "Have you tried just not identifying as autistic?"
  • "You should try Jesus."
[-] MemeCollector@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I don't know that I could stop myself from punching anyone who said any of those to me 🤬

[-] musclexaddy 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, it gets worse. Most of these are from my "family" from whenever I tried to get help for my severe depression caused by my mother's abuse or from the bitch herself. I've cut them out of my life a few years ago but they still try to contact me for some reason.

[-] Eladarling@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

But have you tried CBD? /s

[-] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…

[-] esadatari@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

well, they pick it up, see?

but not with their hands!

no, not their feet, either.

no, not their elbows.

no, not their knees.

😏

[-] anothercatgirl 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Duchess@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

what's the craziest thing you guys have been recommended? i had a tutor say i should switch from cow to goat's milk for my asthma.

[-] SkyeStarfall 2 points 2 years ago
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