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[-] philthi@lemmy.world 140 points 5 months ago

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 26 points 5 months ago

load bearing tone indicator

[-] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

“cocks from 26 different men”

[-] LuckingFurker 52 points 5 months ago

But I don't like coffee 🤔

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 89 points 5 months ago
[-] LuckingFurker 23 points 5 months ago
[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length

[-] kittenzrulz123 37 points 5 months ago
[-] N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sorry we don’t serve depression today

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

not a bad day plan tbh

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago
[-] boo_ 12 points 5 months ago

Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 5 months ago

I really need a night cock.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago
[-] istoff@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Interesting tail.

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