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submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

Corps during pride month

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 51 points 5 months ago

The Gay Jewish Space Laser has been test fired. Please input coordinates for first strike.

[-] Marzell@rollenspiel.forum 12 points 5 months ago
[-] totally_notAcat 13 points 5 months ago

For anyone wondering this is in Moscow

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

Lore and the crystalline entity would like to know your location.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The rainbow is just searching for the pot of gold that's supposed to be at the end. And it won't let anything get in its way!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago

Corporate really took that fairy tale and ran with it, eh?

[-] ThePinkUnicorn@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago
[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago

Someone called down a pride orbital laser stratagem.

That bunny doesn't realize he is about to experience managed democracy.

[-] agegamon@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Yet another victory for manged ⁠☆queeromacy☆

Ah shit, that reminds me I need to go get killed by the airstrikes of internet randos in helldivers again. 10/10 game

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Either that or accidentally be in front of a turret that just targeted a small bug right behind you.

[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago

that panda rabbit's gonna get turned into a snail

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago
[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

I believe that is a conch, not a snail

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Conches are a type of marine gastropods.

Since you made me double check, you get a Weasley

Ps. That's actually a European stoat... ;)

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Aw, she's cute! Thanks! I'll name her Brenda, and give her all the noggin pats.

[-] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Well it shouldn't have learnt how to run away from the school of Prometheus then!

[-] uriel238 4 points 5 months ago

I just realized they could totally sell us chocolate statues in gold foil of MLK on MLK day, and commandeer the holiday with more than a weekend sale. And we'd buy them and call that celebrating.

Though the real gay space laser just fancies up the terrain and turns everyone gay in its wake.

That's the conservative nightmare.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

"Give us money... or else!"

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