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Corps during pride month

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

The Gay Jewish Space Laser has been test fired. Please input coordinates for first strike.

[-] Marzell@rollenspiel.forum 12 points 1 year ago
[-] totally_notAcat 13 points 1 year ago

For anyone wondering this is in Moscow

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Lore and the crystalline entity would like to know your location.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The rainbow is just searching for the pot of gold that's supposed to be at the end. And it won't let anything get in its way!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

Corporate really took that fairy tale and ran with it, eh?

[-] ThePinkUnicorn@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Someone called down a pride orbital laser stratagem.

That bunny doesn't realize he is about to experience managed democracy.

[-] agegamon@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Yet another victory for manged ⁠☆queeromacy☆

Ah shit, that reminds me I need to go get killed by the airstrikes of internet randos in helldivers again. 10/10 game

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Either that or accidentally be in front of a turret that just targeted a small bug right behind you.

[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

that panda rabbit's gonna get turned into a snail

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

I believe that is a conch, not a snail

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Conches are a type of marine gastropods.

Since you made me double check, you get a Weasley

Ps. That's actually a European stoat... ;)

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Aw, she's cute! Thanks! I'll name her Brenda, and give her all the noggin pats.

[-] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Well it shouldn't have learnt how to run away from the school of Prometheus then!

[-] uriel238 4 points 1 year ago

I just realized they could totally sell us chocolate statues in gold foil of MLK on MLK day, and commandeer the holiday with more than a weekend sale. And we'd buy them and call that celebrating.

Though the real gay space laser just fancies up the terrain and turns everyone gay in its wake.

That's the conservative nightmare.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Give us money... or else!"

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