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[-] Hammersbald@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It wouldn't be a trolley though, more likely something like a Ford F150, right?

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

Definitely, or at the very least The Union Pacific Big Boy

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Thank you, as an American I hate it.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Self defense

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The guy on the track was black and the shooter was a cop.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Otherwise we'd use a drone and a rocket.

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, this is just South America during the cold war.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Self defence, the mob was going to use the Struggle attack on the defendant, so the use of a "person defence weapon" in this situation is protected by the amendment, and its not my defendants fault that the rail company leaves switch levers unattended, and in the position that just so happened to destroy people on the track.

[-] imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.

[-] MrStankov@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Leave no witnesses!

Unrealistic, not enough CAS

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

...computer algebra system?

Close air support

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Lmao me too

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 months ago

Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 5 months ago

This is so accurate that I pee blood.

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