I spent most of today looking at places to rent in Denver and I come home to Google having killed it's fucking search engine. What the hell is going on
That's what you get for trying to have a real life.
How does je dare to.
Google decided that the entirety of reddit is perfect for training data in their AI LLM. People's shitposts from 10 years ago have now been given the spotlight at the top of google searches.
Google has been bad for a long time, but they've shut the bed so hard lately. Seriously, look at this:
I actually run out of screenshot space before I can get to an actual regular search result!
Search done from Germany.
The mobile search doesnt look much different. The order on mobile is as follows:
Both are Firefox Desktop (Win) and Mobile (Android) running Consent-O-Matic and ublock Origin
Bing has a similar problem where it just repeats the results, some pages are only 1 result so you just keep clicking next
So weird, that's not what I see.
On the one hand, generative AI doesn't have to give deterministic answers i.e. it won't necessarily generate the same answer even when asked the same question in the same way.
But on the other hand, editing the HTML of any page to say whatever you want and then taking a screenshot of it is very easy.
It could also be A/B testing, so not everyone will have the AI running in general
Technically, generative AI will always give the same answer when given the same input. But, what happens is a "seed" is mixed in to help randomize things, that way it can give different answers every time even if you ask it the same question.
What happened to my computers being reliable, predictable, idempotent ? :'(
That seems like a Wikipedia capture for the wrong page instead of AI.
There are actually a bunch of these. Adding glue to pizza sauce (scraped from an old reddit post), replacing Blinker Fluid every two years, etc.
A/B testing moment
Works on my machine.
Oh perfect. We'll just point production to your machine.
But the real question is, is the colour blue that you see, the colour blue that I see?
AI and its consequences have been a disaster for Google.
Did somebody say enshittification?
We really need a whole community just for the very funny AI errors like this. I could spend all day reading about leaving a dog in a hot car, jumping off a bridge and eating at least one rock a day.
Well, we know Google won't get rid of this.
They'll only cancel it after it actually works and becomes useful
I asked Google for the release date of the new Final Fantasy XIV expansion today, which comes out June 28th. It told me March 26th
I'm pretty sure March 26 is the day the pre-order started, so that one at least kind of makes sense.
What the hell is going on with Google search? Has it completely shit itself after the AI implementation? I know its been bad for a while but this is another level.
Short answer, yes. The ratio of LLM generated noise to actual content is increasing exponentially as we speak. To us it seems overnight because the increase is so steep but it's been happening for several years. And it's going to get a lot worse.
Honestly, I think we'll have to go back to 90s methods like web rings and human curated link directories.
I stopped using Google years ago. I started using Bing but had to stop that as it would divert me to MSN to sign in when clicking a link for a news article. Like a news article for The Independent or The Times or any other.
I then started using DuckDuckGo which is powered by Bing, but found it wasn’t great at many searches.
I now use Arc Search most of the time and click browse for me to get the information I want without the bullshit. Search is essentially dead due to greed.
Startpage and Qwant are the best alternatives IMO.
https://www.qwant.com/
https://www.startpage.com/
how do you guys get these things? I never see any summaries like that. I wonder if one of my adblockers is killing google AI lmao. Do you have to be logged into your google account? I never log into google any more.
Can't recreate this. Or any of the other AI flops people keep posting
Thats because LLMs have a certain level of randomisation built in. You wont always get the same result for any given inquiry
Behold the wonders of AI! Now, we don't have to pay human beings to edit webpages for us! Thanks to AI, you can just sit back and watch the money roll in!
lmao not prepared for this comedy from google
They lost it a long time ago
I like to use the Void from r/place as a metaphor for the Internet's gremlins. Google has called to the void, didn't bother to filter it and isn't happy with what it found. To me that signals that Google no longer understands internet culture.
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