I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
So you're a multimillionaire? ^^
Hadn't thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I'll do that too
What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
I won't rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
This could be the opportunity that we need to put GIF with a hard G into legislation
Welp, you've got my vote
I'd vote for you
Thanks. You're the key demographic I'm after
I'm betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
I'd bet my left nut on that
Double or nothing?
Bernie sanders
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% 'Fuck the corporations'.
Mitt Romney?
the "ancient aliens" guy
Putin
They said wrong answers
You think he'd be re-elected?
Kanye obviously
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon's new robot body.
On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
Obama
Nah my bet is on Barry Nana who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I'm stumped.
Comrade Karl Marx.
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.
💀
Austin Powers baaabbbbyyyy
It's finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
There will be no election! Giant asteroid sending us back to the stone age
We all will, by having a worthy president.
Hunter Biden’s laptop
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