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cow's rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to c/196

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[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 85 points 6 months ago

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

And that's the bottom line, cos Karl Marx said so

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Shirt says "ALCOHOL"

Mouth and shirt is covered in milk

Checks out

[-] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Man’s trying to make a White Russian

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 33 points 6 months ago

Lol

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 6 points 6 months ago

Cows are underrated

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

I knew I'd find you in here.

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Is that Steve Austin?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 6 months ago

Depends on if you mean Stone Cold or the Bionic Man.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 6 months ago

How can you see him

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

This is cropped porn isn't it

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

I don't think so; isn't that Stone Cold Steve Austin?

[-] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

They may not be referring to the bottom pic

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Oh sure.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Great conversation and all, but I'm not subtle. Where can I find this yaoi at?

[-] tb_@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Someone else did the digging.

[-] uriel238 19 points 6 months ago

In my forties I had a short fling with a woman who was still breastfeeding her son, and her pumps runneth over.

Human breastmilk is really sweet for those of us used to cows milk. Or really, too sweet for anyone with more than one digit in their age. The quantity available had me pondering the possibilities of small-run cheese or ice-cream production.

I suppose breast milk can be a fine substitute as a coffee creamer or in some dishes, but drinking it directly is an...experience.

[-] MxRemy@lemmy.one 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As I vaguely understand it, human milk lacks some specific kinda proteins required to form ~~milk~~ cheese? There's always a way somehow though

[-] sushibowl@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago

human milk lacks some specific kinda proteins required to form milk?

I cannot make sense of this

[-] MxRemy@lemmy.one 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Omg I'm sorry, operating on very little sleep here lol. You can't make CHEESE from human milk, is what I meant...

EDIT: Googled it, apparently human milk has too little protein in general, and specifically not enough casein.

[-] doublenut@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I believe, based only on my knowledge of breast milk and having done no reading on turning into cheese, that this is because it has lipase enzymes that break down the fats for the baby making digestion easier. I'm guessing you'd want the opposite for cheese production.

I have read a little bit about making whipped cream out of it though.