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[-] Zorque@kbin.social 161 points 6 months ago

So... in reading the article, it seems he suggest the government is using religion to manipulate people into forgetting about all the aliens they're hiding.

So, not so much with the sanity.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 73 points 6 months ago

Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

This should absolutely be the top comment. Holy shit, Rodgers is such a fucking moron

[-] WhatIsThePointAnyway@lemmy.world 73 points 6 months ago

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN USED TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE! That’s all it has ever been. It’s used to hold power over people by preying on their fear of the unknown.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Naw, not only manipulation. It's also poor man's philosophy. Humans like to have an answer for the big questions wether they know wtf they're saying or not. I think something like religion is inevitable with the absence of explanations.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

It’s used to hold power over people

Yes. It’s used by the rich to make people into stooges to do their bidding.

[-] geogle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Can You bring it down a notch. We're all right here.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

And burning them at the stake if they didn't do as told.

It's about power.

[-] echo@lemmings.world 72 points 6 months ago

Ric Romero reporting from the No Shit Sherlock Institute...

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Thanks Ric! And now, Kelly Andrews with the weather. How's global warming going, Kelly?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago
[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thanks Ollie

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

Goddamn does this headline bury the lede or what?

[-] jve@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

Lmao… right???

Rodgers is known for his belief in alien life and in the supernatural. During his interview with Carlson, he suggested that the government knows of the existence of these beings, but keeps them from public knowledge and could be using religion to manipulate people’s thinking

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean with all the shit that world governments are constantly pulling it really wouldn't surprise me at this point.

Like whistleblowers disappear all the time or are labeled crazy people.

Imagine a govt employee suddenly ranting and raving about aliens or extra dimensional beings. Even if he had proof it wouldn't be hard for the govt to make him look like a crackpot or make it seem like he had a mental breakdown.

Edit: Y'all I'm not saying I actually believe this shit just that I wouldn't be surprised.

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[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Well, duh.

Here's a thing: so are sports.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 12 points 6 months ago

You can play sports and not be manipulating people.

You cannot lead a church and not be manipulating people, even if unwittingly.

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's a false comparison. You can't lead anything without, to a point, manipulating people. You can manipulate them transparently and for their benefit, or you are manipulating them for your own. The people who lead and run sports leagues are definitely not doing it out of a sense of charity.

Plenty of churchgoers and even pastors are in it to serve people with no real personal benefit. The same can't be said of professional sports players.

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[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 29 points 6 months ago

I don't usually agree with this guy, but on this one, I do agree.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

The article makes it clear that what he means is that The Government is using Religion to manipulate people into not noticing all the extraterrestrial life that they have access to.

I wouldn't agree with that sentiment.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

I have a feeling everyone is missing this crucial bit of context.

[-] fpslem@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Wait, do I actually agree with Aaron Rogers on something?

(Reads AngryCommieKender's clarification.)

Nope, false alarm!

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

I'm going off the title, I don't care enough about rodgers to read the article, but, now that you say that, I can't say I'm surprised. He's a clown.

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Whoaaa hey hold on, I agree with this completely. The U.S. Government does use religion to coerce and convince millions that their way is the correct way.

It just doesn't involve aliens...yet.

Well...it does, just not the type we're talking about. Cause if you're Right, you're right apparently.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

"Freezing"? This take is so cold that upon uttering it hydrogen condenses into a 0-viscosity liquid.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

So funny to call him "Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback."

He's going into his second season on the Jets.

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[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

[insert always has been meme here]

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Congrats on him getting his first coherent thought. Hopefully he gets a few more

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Broken clock

[-] Juice@midwest.social 13 points 6 months ago

On the one hand, i love to see people questioning their mythology; on the other its nice of you to join us in the modern world, Aaron

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Amazingly smart for an American "football" player.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Jesus, because aliens. Got it

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

[-] FeetiePJs@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago

...and the government could be hiding the existence of alien life because it would change the way people view religion and threaten this control.

I feel like the headline was leaving out the main idea he was getting at.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

Please.

Farve ended up being a steaming pile of shit.

Let Rodgers be an ok dude.

This claim keeps him an ok dude.

Please keep it there.

[-] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

I’ve got some bad news for you…

[-] ProIsh@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry to hear about the coma you've been in for the last 8 years. Hopefully you have a quick recovery!

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

That ship sailed long ago buddy.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

What's a deep and profound insight.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Is this 1/2 of his broken clock? *

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Mos Definitely

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

He's not wrong about that.

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