considering the dog's iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. π
Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
Absolutely, doesn't change the fact though, does it?
Maybe the dog is smart? π
Or all of the above π€£
In that case... Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?
If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.
I am not a spy. Or am I?
My wife is as strong as every wife out there and I'm still stupid enough to try to go against her will every now and then. That's why men die younger on average π€£
"Spike!"
damn π
~~Skill issue~~
Among other things.
The dog:
Is that taxidermy?
That's even worse, honestly.
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Someone trim that dog's nails.
Ghost dog!
It's so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy π€
I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a "person" not a "thing." I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.
Other animals are persons.
you're not wrong, calling animals "it" makes me cringe
The dogs name is Kevin.
That's actually pretty sweet. But the nails on that dog make me think that's not a dog. You're living with a child-werewolf.
Did you intend to reply to ShieldToad's comment?
Pet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.
If you have lots of pets you donβt live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.
Well, maybe Zoo is also reductive, let's say it is an ecosystem.
Old repost.
New to me.
Me too
Old is the new new.
No, seriously: I'm tired of reposts few days later but there is nothing wrong with reposting old stuff
Who cares? We're having fun.
You better stop that right now!
Ok dear wife. I'll go take care of the laundry now.
Enlightenment is a glorious thing, is it not?
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