He’s been fixated on X for so long and everyone’s told him items a dumb idea. He’s finally in a situation where no one will tell him no.

Changing your established brand to one that's been associated with Apple, one of the most litigious companies in history, is... a choice.

Don't you know? The bird's aren't real!

They are really drone replicas installed by the U.S. government to spy on Americans!

Damn the bird flu even got to the Twitter bird this year

But why?

Bets on this happening because he's bought into "birds aren't real"?

Birds were the only redeeming factor at this point!

Twitter is dead. I’ve loathed it for over a decade and am bringing out my dancing shoes 💃 🪦

Of course Eloon Muskovite had to get as close to a swastika as possible without going over...

@hedge I tried one with an AI: shitty logo for a company worst company ever i hate it useless dumb die forever