No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.
Sorry but I'm not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I've got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.
At the time yeah
The braincell gets passed around, it's hard to tell who was using it when.
it's a quantum thing , as in you never its location without checking for brain activity first?
It only cost the cat his reproductive organs to attain this. His only claim to financial fame was selling his balls to the town veterinarian. Now he owns at least two humans that wait on him, hand and foot.
If it worked for Imperial China
Aw such a cute dog πΆπ
Big Elden Ring energy 
So success
step 1: be cute and fuzzy
step 2: don't not be cute and fuzzy
step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want
step 4: take everything. it's yours.
Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more
Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.
I wish I was cute enough that using the same strategy a cat uses would work. I want the same things... Shelter, food, belly rubs and the occasional saucer of cream.
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