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[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 45 points 11 months ago

No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.

[-] EmptySlime 29 points 11 months ago

Sorry but I'm not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I've got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The braincell gets passed around, it's hard to tell who was using it when.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

it's a quantum thing , as in you never its location without checking for brain activity first?

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

It only cost the cat his reproductive organs to attain this. His only claim to financial fame was selling his balls to the town veterinarian. Now he owns at least two humans that wait on him, hand and foot.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

If it worked for Imperial China

[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Aw such a cute dog πŸΆπŸ•

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Big Elden Ring energy dog

[-] 20kHz@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago
[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

step 1: be cute and fuzzy

step 2: don't not be cute and fuzzy

step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

step 4: take everything. it's yours.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wish I was cute enough that using the same strategy a cat uses would work. I want the same things... Shelter, food, belly rubs and the occasional saucer of cream.

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

fi-nyan-shul advisor

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