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Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.
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mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.
You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?
He just has chickens with varriable resistance.
Do tell
If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy
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Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
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Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
Just add some MSG
I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?
Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight
if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself
Is there a source for this picture without the text?
Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?
this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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