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There was a second one? Again memes are how I get my news.
Yep!
I fail to see the downside.
Might want to clarify. Sounds like you're referring to the second whistleblower dieing
They might be. They're clearly a major shareholder in Boeing.
Whistle blowers getting killed, an authoritarian running for office, new laws targeting lgbtq+ people. The USA is starting to feel a lot like Russia these days.
That's what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia
Both are equally good at winning wars too
A Dead whistleblower should now be called a Boeing.
What a coincidence
I've been married for almost 24 years. That's the proper way to do dating apps, right?
Have deep political discussions involving current events?
?
I hope I don't get divorced or I'm screwed.
Honestly, I'd respond positively. Small talk is exhausting
I do not disagree. I hate it. I shave my head when it gets too long because I hate small talk at a hair salon or barber so much.
Mr president! A second whistleblower has hit the tower!
President: continues reading his children's book
To the children, right?
Tell us how it goes
So far no reply
Sounds like it came together about as well as a Boeing plane.
If they can't handle you at your Boeing whistleblower obituary they don't deserve you at your... um...
I don't actually know you so I can't complete this. Idk, maybe you're good at tongue stuff.
UPDATE: I GOT A REPLY!
Well, did ya boink, son/daughter/child?
Unfortunately we are still childless but don't worry... I'll make sure to get you a grandchild soon
Wait what happened? I barely even know about the first one.
So the first one MIGHT have been a suicide. The second one got sick, went to the hospital, and sadly contracted MRSA there and died of complications from that.
Not ideal but far better than "Hey"
what is the app
Bumble
insert George Bush meme
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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