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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 215 points 1 year ago

The children yearn for the mines.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.de 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trees and grass and other green things around you in the garden have a positive psychological effect. The feeling of having done something visible has a positive psychological effect. Getting a physical workout has a positive psychological effect.

I know yours is a humorous comment, but a child digging in a garden has nothing to do with them yearning to be an early-capitalism style child laborer.

[-] jose1324@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus dude, go touch some grass.

We all know it's bad for children to work in mines, its a joke.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Hello Jesus dude. That's kinda what I said, no?

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

Don't let them bring you down. From where I'm standing, they're the killjoy.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but you sucked all the fun out of a joke that no one was confused about in the first place.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago

I mean, yeah...

I grew up on a farm, if kids got too hype, they got chores.

If you keep a husky puppy locked up in an apartment all day, it's gonna act out and destroy shit and be difficult.

Same thing with a human kid.

You gotta let them burn that energy kut, giving them an iPad isn't going to make them tired.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago

Considering how humans evolved we're not that different from huskies. We're supposed to be walking 20 miles a day.

[-] vorpuni@jlai.lu 34 points 1 year ago

Crazy thing is, walking 20 miles a day isn't burning that many calories. By the end of the day, if it is flat ground and you're used to it, 20 miles isn't even enough to be sore or tired…

... Imagine what early human feet looked like.

[-] JDubbleu@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Similar to ours just not crammed into shoes with tiny toe boxes. If you look at a baby's foot their toes are spread super wide which is how human feet naturally are, but most shoes cream your toes causing you to develop narrowed feet over time.

I started wearing barefoot shoes two years ago and my back no longer hurts when I walk, and I can walk 10+ miles now without my feet killing me. It took a few months to get used to but once my feet adjusted they got much stronger. Now normal shoes are painful to wear and difficult to balance in because I've gotten used to being planted firmly to the ground.

The difference being you're still wearing shoes.

Let me present to you feet that use no shoes.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 year ago

giving them an iPad isn't going to make them tired.

Try putting it in nightmode to eliminate the blue light. /s

[-] Rozauhtuno 97 points 1 year ago

Children yearn for the mine.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago

A 6'x3' hole?

Little dude is chill now because he's dug your fucking grave, man!

Talk about cathartic. Everytime he feels like you're a dick to him, all he's gotta do is think of that hole waiting to swallow your body.

And he's got a blunt instrument with a handle to fix the size difference, that he's getting real good at wielding.

Hand him the shovel if you want, but don't turn your back.

[-] BassaForte@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Damn, that's one way to call someone short.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Either short or a shallow ass grave.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

It's only 2 measurements of a 3D hole, I assumed depth wasn't specified and it was 6 feet long and a yard wide. Traditionally graves are also 6 feet deep but that's not always practical, so if it's less you should put rocks on top to keep animals from digging it up. Since I'm pretty sure the kid isn't going to bother with a coffin, even if OP is taller than 6 feet, their knees and spine are bendable.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That's fair. I hadn't thought about the missing third measurement.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I could of course be wrong and it's six feet deep x 3x3. Not sure how a kid is throwing the dirt up and out, but possible. And easy to dump in a body, it'd just crumple down in there. Less suspicious in appearance too. Stick a little tree on top, water it in.

[-] mlegstrong@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Or it could be measurements for a circle that is 6ft wide and 3ft deep. We don’t really have enough detail cuz they don’t say the shape but it doesn’t have to be square.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They had to help him out of the hole. I'm guessing 6 feet deep

[-] Ech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well he’s gonna have to dig down 2 more feet if he doesn’t wanna be left out with the yellow-spotted lizards.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You should always put rocks on top if you cairn

[-] natecox@programming.dev 50 points 1 year ago

Never underestimate the catharsis of digging a hole.

Unless you live on hardpan. Fuck hardpan.

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I live in Houston. Everything is clay. That shit gets stuck to your shovel and does not come off.

That being said, we had some woods behind our house and we would play out there all the time. Digging, pellet guns, machetes to chop down trees and make forts.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Humans don't respond well to having nothing to do.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I respond pretty damn well to that

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

for a week or two yes, but once the novelty of just chilling runs out you start feeling like shit

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have never met a human in my life, such a strange creatures

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

[-] TooLazyDidntName@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Guessing it's just the exercise? I feel more in control of my emotions after a nice long walk.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Sunlight too is incredibly important for mood

[-] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It's more about doing something they enjoy and find fulfilling

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had a great time with my brother in law a couple years ago shoveling snow off my parents drive....

So much so we continued into the road and did a houses length in each direction.

was fun (when we were done) watching cars struggle almost all the way up the road until they got to our bit, have a couple seconds of perfect driving experience, before re entering the icy hellscape.

I was sore the next day tho

[-] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Holes, a wildly popular movie about the very real problem of exploitative kids camps. And yet they persist...

[-] yuri@pawb.social 30 points 1 year ago

The children yearn for the mines

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah! I did this kind of thing a lot with my kids. Give them a backpack, a flip phone, lunch and drinks and tell them to go explore a hill visible from the house.

[-] Turious@leaf.dance 16 points 1 year ago

I unwittingly terraformed a huge swath of land that started flooding when they flattened out the gravel road to our house over the course of a month or so with a spade when I was 10. This post is weirdly accurate.

I sometimes think of going back there to see what happened since but I'm not sure if someone lives there these days.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

I love to dig. My dad used to get mad at me for failing classes in school, which happened often. He'd say, "Do you wanna go dig ditches for a living?!"

Now I'm a software developer and yeah I like it. It shuts my brain off. I wish I could do it part time or even just as an exercise but I live in a suburb and any time you want to dig you have to make a phone call and wait for someone to come out

[-] DesertCreosote@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Have you considered calling the locating service, get them to mark the entire yard, and then taking pictures so you know areas are okay to dig in going forward? I’ve been considering doing that for my yard just so I know where I can safely landscape.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I've done it before! I think its illegal to dig before calling. A friend of mine was digging in his yard and found an underground cable of some kind, almost took it out with a spade. Probably would have cost a pretty penny, with court fees to boot! Maybe I should take an ad out and offer to help dig for people. Maybe i could get a couple jobs a week, and I would do it for free or travel money and pizza at least

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Dad just learned about autism

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Future in land management

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

So homeboy read holes right? Just needs to turn over a boat and hide peaches.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Dig it oh oh oh, dig it

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This, but it's my ADHDAF ass stacking firewood with my dad. Eventually, when I was old enough, I even got to use the splitter and the sledgehammer. Now I'm a grown ass man and Pittsburgh is technically subtropical so he doesn't heat the house with wood anymore, but in years of studying I've never found a more effective meditation than 3 hours of splitting and stacking firewood.

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