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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago

A 6'x3' hole?

Little dude is chill now because he's dug your fucking grave, man!

Talk about cathartic. Everytime he feels like you're a dick to him, all he's gotta do is think of that hole waiting to swallow your body.

And he's got a blunt instrument with a handle to fix the size difference, that he's getting real good at wielding.

Hand him the shovel if you want, but don't turn your back.

[-] BassaForte@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Damn, that's one way to call someone short.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Either short or a shallow ass grave.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

It's only 2 measurements of a 3D hole, I assumed depth wasn't specified and it was 6 feet long and a yard wide. Traditionally graves are also 6 feet deep but that's not always practical, so if it's less you should put rocks on top to keep animals from digging it up. Since I'm pretty sure the kid isn't going to bother with a coffin, even if OP is taller than 6 feet, their knees and spine are bendable.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That's fair. I hadn't thought about the missing third measurement.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I could of course be wrong and it's six feet deep x 3x3. Not sure how a kid is throwing the dirt up and out, but possible. And easy to dump in a body, it'd just crumple down in there. Less suspicious in appearance too. Stick a little tree on top, water it in.

[-] mlegstrong@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Or it could be measurements for a circle that is 6ft wide and 3ft deep. We don’t really have enough detail cuz they don’t say the shape but it doesn’t have to be square.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They had to help him out of the hole. I'm guessing 6 feet deep

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*Instance federation issues. Response reposted on alt account.

[-] Ech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well he’s gonna have to dig down 2 more feet if he doesn’t wanna be left out with the yellow-spotted lizards.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You should always put rocks on top if you cairn

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