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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 104 points 4 months ago

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 13 points 4 months ago

Yea. You can go 3 weeks without trimming and it just looks kinda full. You can go one day before a clean shave looks like you don't care about it.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It still ends up being more work than I’d hoped for (which was 0), but certainly less than staying clean shaven. That and my wife really likes it are my two biggest reasons.

[-] ObiWahn@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

Exactly. My lazy ass shaves every 2 to 3 weeks when it starts itching. In the summertime more often since a beard sucks when you try to wipe your sweat off....

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 4 months ago

this is me. would keep in summer but it just gets uncomfortable. have a lot of stubble through the summer.

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

It's not about hiding a weak jaw line? Jokes aside, it is interesting that a lot of the masculine activities we may have naively agreed were intended to attract women, are to repel other men and avoid competition.

Well what does my mustache say? That I'm sad the craft beer bubble burst?

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Wait the craft beer bubble burst?

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

The spirit is willing, but the hazy IPA is weak

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I gotta say I was never on that hype train.

To me it was like someone went "Hey, what if we take the worst part of beer, and made it the only part?"

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I’ve never been a fan of IPAs and don’t think I’ve ever bought one on its own, but I’ve enjoyed a lot of other local craft brews. I think we’ve had a few local breweries close, but others still open.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago

Aren't we all?

[-] FMT99@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

My kid didn't think I look enough like a real dad so he harangued me until I grew a beard. And hey it grew on me and eventually even on my wife. Well you know what I mean.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

Then it grew on the dog. It grew on the couch. It grew on the house and the neighborhoid block. It grew on the town, the county, the state. It grew on the Earth, the sun, all the way to Oort cloud. When it grew on Sagittarius A* we stopped keeping track.

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

With a little more ridiculous imagery, that could've been a Shel Silverstein poem.

Well, except he didn't write it...

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 2 points 4 months ago

Aggressive growth...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

My wife originally hated my beard, and now she doesn't like me clean shaven. I guess she got so used to it that any time I shave she says she prefers me with facial hair.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Some people do look better with beard. Not that' it is a bad thing, me too. Well, "beard", 5mm.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's about my sweet spot too.

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Beards are makeup for men, change my mind.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

Do nothing, and voilà! No makeup.

Do nothing, and voilà! Beard.

Beards take effort to remove, not to grow, and exist completely independently from human fashion and technology

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 11 points 4 months ago

Beards do take effort if you don't wanna look like Robinson Crusoe.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

"If"... That's called moving the goalpost.

Growing a beard takes zero effort. None, nada, zip. Do nothing and a beard will grow.

Just like toenails, hair, skin, etc.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 4 months ago

Not that much effort. I trim about every two weeks. My GF puts on makeup every day.

Beards are way easier than makeup

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 4 months ago

not looking like robinson crusoe sounds makeupy to me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

When I shaved my cats wouldn't let me pet them. I couldn't deal with that kind of rejection.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

Lol, you looked like someone else to them? Don't cats identify via nose too?

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

It would probably even more upsetting to have someone smell like your ~~servant~~ owner without looking like him.

Imagine if someone spoke to you sounding exactly like your mother but looking nothing like her

[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I have a beard because my fiancé says I have to keep it. I'd have a stubble face (clippers only, no razors) every day if I could.

[-] polygon6121@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 4 months ago

There have been a lot of articles about men's beards since hipsters started rocking full beards in the last couple of decades, and they're often loaded with opinions against it. It's usually not more scientifically interesting than asking "why animals grow hair". They do, and nobody really cares enough to ask "why".

I'd rather like to know "the real reason men shave". That's somewhat more interesting, because it's something humans have created and there ought to be a reason why.

[-] rclkrtrzckr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

BBC still asks users to follow them on google+ ...

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

This article is from 2016.

[-] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

WHAT? You're definitely doing it wrong if it hurts.

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

As in the occasional cuts or like actual constant pain? Not judging or anything just mildly concerned.

[-] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 6 points 4 months ago

General razor burn. I have pretty sensitive skin, drawing sharp metal over it repeatedly irritates it.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Don't do the same area repeatedly. Get a safety razor so that it's cheap to install a new blade (.05¢), and change blades every 3rd shave. Soften your facial hair with hot water. Use a high quality shaving cream and brush. Pass over each part of your face only once. Shave in the direction of your hair growth, not against it. Use a good facial moisturizer when you're finished.

[-] Johnvanjim@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This dude shaves.. (Also, seconded to everything said)

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago

Phillips Series 3000 for shaving and Braun Series 9 for cutting was it for me. Both dry. But OneBlade Pro was useless trash.

[-] Lightsong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

And expensive.

Its easier to just maintain beard with a pair of scissors.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Expensive? My friend, buy a safety razor and you'll spend $6 on 25 blades that'll last you 7 months, if you're shaving every day and changing the blade once a week.

These are the blades I use:

https://vanderhagen.com/product/25-ct-razor-pack/

And the razor I use:

https://vanderhagen.com/product/85mm-chrome-basics-safety-razor/

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

This is the razor I've used. I'm sure there are better ones out there, but this one has adjustable blade support for different skin types. I bought a pack of 100 German blades.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

And you got the fancy expensive blades. Feather blades are fantastic and you can buy a box of 100 for like fifteen bucks. They're a bit too aggressive for me, I like Derby blades, but I wouldn't really recommend them (also I'm not super impressed with their quality control, I keep finding dud blades).

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