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Asylum Rule (i.imgur.com)
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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 157 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fitting since she makes music for people that are exactly like that.

People that think they're wild and crazy but are actually the most mild and middle class white people you've ever met.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 90 points 7 months ago

If swifties were a pokemon, they'd be normal type.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ditto has a place in the world

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And it's getting railed 24/7, the dream

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

dude sometimes I just wanna be a basic white girl

[-] OrnateLuna 11 points 7 months ago

The power is in your hands to do so

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 7 months ago

yeah but they're into being spanked so clearly they're FUCKED UP and if anyone knew their terrible secret they'd be horrified

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 135 points 7 months ago

Photo of the Swift Asylum, it's actually horrible! Just 3,600 sqft on 11 acres?? who could live like that!

[-] idk837384@thelemmy.club 59 points 7 months ago

Okay completely irrelevant but I feel like infodumping and it's crazy how THIRTY TOUSDAND PEOPLE lived in a city just over HALF of her property size. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago

yeah but if you live there your parents leave you alone at Christmas and two guys attempt to break in and kill you so you have to improvise booby traps

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[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 131 points 7 months ago

guys guys GUYS this song has lyrics in it that aren’t literally true omg

[-] Snowyday@startrek.website 62 points 7 months ago

Wait, are you saying that Billy Joel doesn’t actually live in Allentown??

[-] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

Maybe he did start the fire!

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 38 points 7 months ago

johnny cash is a fucking liar he never shot anyone in reno

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Still one of the most metal lyrics ever.

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die"

How much more detached and psychotic can you get? Even with goregrind, the motive is clear, albeit deranged. This is just, fuck it, I just want this person dead just to see them die.

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[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago

And he was never a boy named Sue!

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 111 points 7 months ago

Have you met rich people? These two locations definitely housed the mentally unwell.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 32 points 7 months ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 months ago

And you have to put up with Wes Anderson constantly filming the bougie melodrama

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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Most rich people are also sociopaths that show little to no empathy for their offspring.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 83 points 7 months ago

ITT: people who would have thrown away rap albums when they found out the rapper never actually dealt drugs defending a billionaire from a little joke she’ll never see.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 7 months ago

I throw away rap albums from the ones that actually are murderers, come at me

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[-] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 75 points 7 months ago

She sang fondly about that Christmas tree farm, so I guess this new song is just to shit talk about New Jersey.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Understandable

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago

So many celebrities and famous people grew up very well off, despite their relatable personas. If I ever get famous, I'll be upfront about not being average or typical. I'm not normal. Not better or worse, just not like most people.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago
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[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 38 points 7 months ago

I mean, asylums aren't known to be horrible because of the quality of the architecture, but how people treat other people in there.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 53 points 7 months ago

I mean her parents would drive to NY for singing and acting lessons, the family relocated to Nashville to enable her carrer, paid for private school, beautiful homes... by all accounts her family provided a strong foundation for her to launch.

She's been supported throughout her life, calling the way she was raised an "asylum" is kind of insulting to people that grew up wondering if there would be food on the table or if Dad was coming home angry again. Not to minimize her struggles but I'm willing to bet most people could actually last an hour

[-] protist@mander.xyz 31 points 7 months ago

When people write songs are the lyrics always supposed to be literally true? There's some interesting stuff happening out there if so...

[-] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

Can't believe Johnny Cash actually shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

I mean that sounds like it could be a story about super supportive parents, or it sounds like it could be a story about super psycho pageant mom type parents.

Even if it's the former and they were genuinely supporting her dream and not their own, it still doesn't mean it wasnt manic or stressful or crazy.

Or it could just be a made up fictional lyric, or one meant to reference her own internal psychological struggles with the asylum she's trapped in being her own mind.

This meme quite frankly just seems like people who don't understand music trying and failing to clown on the popular girl.

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[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago

Have been to New Jersey, lyrics check out.

[-] frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Can some ELI5 Taylor Swift drama? I haven't listener to her since middle school, and my sister's keep trying to tell me what's up but I have no context.

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The conservatives don't like her because she's popular and she is pro LGBTQ+

[-] Womdat10@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

That, and many liberals don't like her bc she is extremely fucking rich, and grew up as such.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

And she doesn't say a peep when her zombie army of deranged cultists send death threats to people who review her albums in a negative manner.

She's an opportunistic cunt.

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

Liberals care about that?

I thought hating the rich was a left thing?

As a leftist myself, I'm not a fan of TSwift, but I think there's much bigger and much worse targets to meme about. So I think all these TSwift posts are conservatives or bots.

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[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

And she tells her fans to go vote. Republicans really don't like high voter turnout.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

i think im starting to understand why some people don't really like this album.

though to be fair, i don't listen to music to read a story. So.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Same kind of asylum refugees be seeking1

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago
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