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[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago
[-] Daze@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.

[-] Tehgingey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We live in interesting times.

[-] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But only one set of footprints on the beach…

[-] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That explains why it's crooked, there's a Christian in charge

[-] Sir_Osis_of_Liver@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago

Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.

Cool photo though.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It's well known the earth is held up by a turtle.

[-] Blademax@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hence all the lunacy these days.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 4 points 1 year ago

I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.

[-] 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

NeiR Automata had it right all along.

[-] gon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Atlas copycat

[-] conno02@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

where was jesus in majora's mask?

[-] Daze@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏

[-] hungryphrog 8 points 1 year ago

I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that's the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she's right.

[-] ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

All my Sunday school class homies join in: "♫He's got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whole moon in His hands.♫"

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Most scientifically literate ------ian

[-] unagi@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.

/s, to be sure.

[-] KoofNoof@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

“Ha ha, stupid Christians making typos! I am so much smarter than them because I would not make such a typo”

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, my Earth key is right next to my Moon key too.

The "typo" isn't what makes them stupid.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 3 points 1 year ago

Old Sun Microsystems keyboards had a moon key.

[-] TheSilentOne59@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

For context, this person also believes that most slave owners were good people

[-] KoofNoof@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They probably were. Look at literally everyone on this site seeing republicans as sub-human. I can guarantee they would enslave them if they could and not feel bad about it

Propaganda can make good people believe horrible things

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Projection intensifies

[-] GatoB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I am 99% sure that is out of context

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my god…

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The reason we're ridiculing her is that this picture just is a result of perfect timing and the right perspective, not proof that Christianity is right about everything. (In addition to that, mistaking the Earth and the Moon is not a typo as the spelling of those words is very far from each other.)

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So this is an upside down picture of Jesus making a headstand on the moon holding up the earth with his feet?!? O_o

I was an atheist my whole life but this picture ... this picture changes everything!

[-] MusketeerX@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wait - this changes everything!!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.

[-] galloog1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The moon is a fulcrum.

[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...

[-] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

"Jesus wants a hug!"

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, see, he's just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It's actually quite impressive.

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world if anyone’s interested.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Crescent King lives.

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