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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 13 points 2 years ago

Mhm, pretty accurate... but I have no idea why, this goes for my aunt, not my mom 🤷.

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

What app are you using that you can zoom comment images?

[-] treant42@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, Jerboa still doesn't support it.

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[-] rbar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Zoom works just fine on voyager.

[-] Baylahoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Works on connect for Android.

[-] MarsHardcore@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
[-] passepartout@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago

What are you doing step ladder?

[-] Kempeth@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago

Tonight it's just you, me, a bottle of olive oil and a "seven step program".

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

[-] Kempeth@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago

Good time to plug Dara O'Brian: don't do that. One day you're gonna have kids and need these words in their normal context. Your kid is gonna come in with muddy shoes and you're all "oh my. You're a dirty girl." and then you'll ask yourself wtf you just said to your own kid.

Some words and expressions need to stay with their original meaning! These include:

  • dirty,
  • naughty and *tone of voice breaks*
  • do what daddy tells you!
[-] Peruvia@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Que that tweet Paraphrasing " Y'all fucked around calling eachother daddy, my kids gonna have to call me bruh "

[-] squilox@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

I think those words are already lost to lewdness

[-] red@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

If you're a naughty girl, daddy's gonna spank you!

[-] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
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[-] zephyrvs@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Vasectomy to the rescue!

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[-] tupcakes@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Me, gen x, hating all those.

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

You guys just kinda quietly hate a lot of things anyway so that seems fine lol

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago

What are you doing, step baby daddy??? 😳

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[-] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 14 points 2 years ago

I’m thankful to not be a native english speaker. I won’t have problems talking to my kids.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

You don't have language shift in your mother tounge?

[-] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 9 points 2 years ago

We just haven’t sexualized that stuff

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Wiser than the Anglosphere then.

[-] xerazal@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

Idk, the gen z girls I've slept with called me daddy way more than the millennials I slept with

[-] Mewtwo 3 points 2 years ago

Is this a wincest comment?

[-] thismessisaplace@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

I'm so glad GENX is always left out of these memes.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Vince McMahon is a rapist.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

What are you doing step baby daddy?

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 8 points 2 years ago

Dub-step 🤔... yep, seems legit 👍.

[-] HR_Pufnstuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Back in my day, it was "cousin". ;)

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