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[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 129 points 10 months ago

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago
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[-] flicker@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago
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[-] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago
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[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 54 points 10 months ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 10 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

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[-] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

“Burninatung the houses”

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 10 months ago

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 46 points 10 months ago

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago
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[-] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[-] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

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[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[-] Button777777@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

They took my friggin kidney!

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 10 months ago

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 16 points 10 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago
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[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 29 points 10 months ago

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

[-] Steve@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago
[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

For the love of god and all that is holy!

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[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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[-] Blank@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago
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[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago
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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Schwiftyfive.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

[-] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago
[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I never understood Vine, and I still don't understand TikTok. But, tell me about a weird man riding on an amazing horse, and I know exactly what you mean.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I used to be with “it,” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary.

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