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[-] dank953@lemmy.world 81 points 6 months ago

Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

I spat out my coffee upon reading this

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

You shouldn't do that.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 months ago

Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?

[-] tulliandar@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago
[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Figure 1: My current obsession

Figure 2: My friends

[-] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hahaha 😂

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago
[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Just install ~~Linux~~ Lynx

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 35 points 6 months ago
[-] deur@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I wish I could upvote this twice.

[-] MythicalThoughts@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

[-] 4aceb14e@feddit.de 20 points 6 months ago

How it’s made: Cat foie gras

[-] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 18 points 6 months ago

Manifest v3 implementation plan

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

[-] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 months ago

Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Ve have vays of making you talk.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago

My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...

[-] AAA@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.

Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.

[-] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

Arch Linux is actually very stable

[-] Werbert@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 6 months ago

That's too much LSD for cats.

...

Unless?

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What I have to do every morning.

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Now draw an owl....

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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