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[-] db2@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago

This is how TLOU starts in real life.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 30 points 2 years ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It'll cause a big die off of the infection so you'll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you're not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.

TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.

[-] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem

[-] tuxtey@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

That just turns you more Canadian

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Unless you get Vermont syndrome

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[-] calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br 59 points 2 years ago

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought that was the point of the image

[-] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

That was definitely the joke, yeah

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

Now that's goblincore af

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

Eh, they'll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

The planet belongs to the fungi, they are just letting us live on it. For now.

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[-] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago
[-] kyden@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Everyone loves a good toilet mushroom

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

I don't know why but mushrooms growing on things like carpet/flooring really scares me for some reason 😂 😱

[-] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago

Me too - for me because things like my floor are meant to be durable, and seeing it being destroyed so easily just by some spores flying around discomfits me.

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

When I was in high school my family slept on a single mattress in the living room. For some reason I don’t remember, the water from the half bath next to the living room would leak out into the living room, and so the wall separating the living room and half bath would get colonies of mushrooms growing out of the baseboard. Those mushrooms weren’t as exotic as these, tho. I don’t recommend sleeping next to things that give off spores.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I've never seen the term toilet mushroom before, and here it is all over this thread

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Isn’t it amazing how the coming together of minds from across the world can bring fresh and new vocabulary to the world?

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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago

DO grow Golden Teachers. Just ask uncle Ben for help.

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[-] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?

Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You want to eat the toilet mushroom the most, don't you?

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago

Its already got some nutella on it too

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

It's not an attack, but I will never understand how mushrooms can be appealing to people. I will never be able to grasp it. To me, mushrooms are grotesque and the desire I see in people to eat them is the equivalent of craving spoiled food. The flavor is not enough to counter the texture triggering my gag reflex.

Yeah, yeah. We all have different tastes and stuff. It's just a hard thing to wrap my head around.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

How do you feel about sauerkraut, kimchi, sour cream, cheese, yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce, tofu, tempeh, beer, wine, or dry aged meats?

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

As far as kinda gross foods go I'd put mushrooms pretty far down the list. People eat crazy shit all the time. Once you clean em off there's really nothing wrong with them.

Also most of the food you eat grows in actual shit.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Fungus in general is incredibly alien. It's not a plant, it's not an animal, it's.... something outside of our traditional understanding.

Quite reasonable to be put off them, I love eating mushrooms but they're... creepy...

[-] sternail@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean they are definitely inside our understandig. They‘re just not animals or plants, but fungi. With all the diversity we have on earth it probably make sense that we have organisms that aren‘t classified as neither animals or plants.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

And it's not like we don't love other fungus. Any yeasty bread contains fungus (yeasty breads include most nonquick beads or flat breads and like cinnamon rolls or pizza crust).

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[-] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah the piss on top of them is just added flavor!

You can always try the chew test.

Chew a bit and see if you die in 24 hours. If you don't, eat away!

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

The way to fix this test is to feed some to the landlord first.

[-] inconel@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Some mushrooms can be poisonous after 24h, just in case. angel wing mushroom shows no digestive symptoms but encephalopathy after 2 day to 1 month of latent period. The mushroom was known to be edible for a long time. Were it not for full screening for encephalopathy cases (enforced due to SARS spread back in 2004), it could've remain "edible" still now.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 years ago

Most certainly not. Fungi/plants take up and bioaccumulate compounds.

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They're cool (and edible).

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Is this early stages of Caelid?

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

I mean, that's an advice I'll happily follow

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Time to burn everything down and start fresh.

Yum roasted mushrooms

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 years ago

I wonder if they would stall the growth of normal mold, like if they have to compete for the same resources or something.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

You should google allelopathy. In addition to competition this is something plants use (and some fungi) to win out.

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

how long until we see this pop up on a billionaire mindset youtube video?

short on cash? try growing mushrooms in your walls

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago
[-] bonn2@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

Many oyster mushrooms are, but unless you grew them from a box you know are safe, I would steer clear.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

This one time at my old basement apartment I went away for a few days and came back to find a mushroom had grown in the bathroom. Never saw it happen again after that one time.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

I should grow hen of the woods (maitake) all over my house. I could make a fortune at the eastern market, and have relatively clean mushrooms every night of the week. My cats might lick 'em.

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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Dude being here, eating for free while having reasons to lower rent. Genius.

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