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[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 93 points 8 months ago

Fellas is it gay to be straight

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 52 points 8 months ago

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 33 points 8 months ago

Women have arms, legs, heads, abdomens, hands, feet, hair etc. Exactly the same as men do. How can it not be gay?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

Gays, is it fellas to be women to attracted??

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago
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[-] don@lemm.ee 87 points 8 months ago
  • stares at pic of woman for innumerable hours
  • sees vague dick shape
  • sorry, ur gay lol

makes sense to me

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 8 months ago

Sorry bud, I don't make the rules

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Someone called LibertarianTrap is probably very gay

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The national libertarian party had gay rights as part of their founding charter back in 1974 when the Dems and Republicans were still holding hands and chanting "god hates fags" together in unison.

So yeah, good chance this person is gay

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I was really more thinking about the Trap angle than the Libertarian one.

The modern "libertarian" movement is pretty bigoted overall, if not actively then very much passively.

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[-] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

isnt that how research works tho?

[-] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Why is a smaller version of the picture superimposed onto a larger, blurry version?

[-] Maven@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

This is a screenshot from a social media app. I haven't quite figured out which one since I don't use it but a friend of mine posts these all the time.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Needs more jpg artifacts tbh.

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Because you're secretly gay. Can't unsee it now.

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

Everyone knows it is gay to be a man, you are literally inside a man.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago

Trans men before transition are the only straight men on planet earth

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

So the only solution is to have sex with them? That’s what they told me, anyways.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Someone tells you should have sex with them? Weird

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[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

If that's not self-love then i don't know what is

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Okay great, but what are you if you like your women with penises??

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 8 months ago

Tiny boobs, large boobs, penis, vagina, glasses or skirts do not matter. If you like girls, you are gay, if you like dudes, you're still gay no matter what. Accept it and live with that

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Believe it or not, straight to ~~jail~~ gay.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 months ago

If we follow that logic then you must be very straight, but in a reacharound kind of way.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The horseshoe theory of sexuality

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago

If being gay for Juliana Morgan is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago

ahh, chesticles

[-] Nom@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

MFW I'm so straight that the line went straight from my dick and around the world into my butt, and now I'm gay

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

That's why I like to look at balls - it's a super straight activity because they remind every observer of boobs.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

How many people here know this video?

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[-] Semivir 8 points 8 months ago

Anyone else feel like there have been so many different ways the word "gay" has been used as a slur - both ironically and unironically - that the whole concept just kinda doesn't work anymore?

The only response my brain produces these days is just giggling and moving on. Like if your intentions are to shock me, I'm afraid that ship has sailed. Best thing I can compare it to is how poop jokes stop being funny when you hit a certain age, and start being a different kind of funny once you hit another.

But it probably really depends on your environment. Obviously if you do feel negatively about the whole, that's a completely valid stance to take. Don't think of this as me trying to ifluence what should and should not offend you.

[-] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

I personally don't feel like lumping this in with the kind of shock humor that toilet humor is feels analogous.

This to me, reads just as surrealist humor that is meant to highlight the absurdity of some straight men's homophobia not allowing them to interact with or do anything procieved as gay. Not that I think I needed to explain that to you, just highlighting where i am coming from.

This isn't to say it cannot be shocking, or intended as such, I just don't personally feel like its main purpose is to shock.

[-] Semivir 3 points 8 months ago

That's a nice take! It is indeed the absurdity of it all that probably does it. My comment was more of a shower thought inspired by this post than a direct reaction to it.

As you can probably tell from my choice of pronouns, I'm still figuring out what the concept of "being gay" even means to me. Though there's probably no point to doing so. Which only makes being called gay even funnier to me.

That, and of course the ridiculous concepts of what does and does not make you gay, that are going around. But that's part of the original joke.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Semivir 2 points 8 months ago

Ah see, you got me there. I'll be sure to keep that in mind and do things very gayly from now on.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Then men who like men should also be attracted to women.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 8 months ago

It's only gay if the balls are touching.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Something something giving head. You all see what I'm getting at here.

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 6 points 8 months ago

What is turnaround?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 8 months ago

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[-] daltotron@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

By this same logic we will trick gay people into being attracted to women! No! The gay utopian future is slowly closing!

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I have seen the original video like 10 times and still can't remember what she was talking about. I must be demented or something.

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