It’s a little early to post this. We’re not in glocktober.

The Glock Ness Monster, They won't see what's coming for them.

Glockatoo for sure, there is nothing better than an aerial hitman who never forgets a face, the perfect killing machine.

8 guns > 1 gun 1 glocktopus can take on 8 glockadiles 🔫🔫🔫🔫🐙🔫🔫🔫🔫

I was gonna choose the Glocktopus, but that Glock Ness Monster...

The Glock Ness Monster, he'll rob you of about three fiddy.

For fuck’s sake, why no Glockopotomus?

-Always hungry, hungry (for murder.) -Dat ass

Can't loose with the glovkness monster

1. Doesn't exist. No fight

2. Exists. Get to see a monster and shatter my worldview before joining the lake people in eternal shaddow