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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 52 points 10 months ago

You don't put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It's canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can't let the normies in on our strats.

[-] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

you fool, you absolute buffoon, it's one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

ah shit I've been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx

[-] paris 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 points 10 months ago

Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.

(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago

If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.

[-] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?

[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago

Yes.

Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago

Smoke... erm... smoke, every day

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

I'm entering a state of carcocis

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn't know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It's actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it's how our ancestors ate, bro

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Carco diet.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're on a fast track to total carcinisation.

[-] itslilith 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.

[-] amio@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago
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