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[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

No, it's too late now, we're fighting. Draw your steel.

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Now this is getting good. I'll just take out my popcorn I brought from home.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

You've done it now. You get 3 months of electric chair.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I've got a camel pack (is that still a thing?) full of Baja Blast. Wanna share?

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm calling the police (unless you share with me too).

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh for sure, I get free refills at the Taco Bell in the parking lot

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