Help me think of some good ones.

"Why can't I use state money to make a nice school for whites and exclude other races, they can go build their own school with their own money. Of course, I'll do everything I can to destroy their tax base and funnel their tax money my way".

"I never heard in school that the civil war was about slavery, it was about states rights and Northern aggression! So we must make sure our kids in school don't learn lies, obviously my understanding is correct and complete"

"Why can drag queens flaunt their acceptance in the street and I can't flaunt my desire to kill them and make them illegal without people thinking I'm an asshole?"