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Anon is a cop
(sh.itjust.works)
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So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.
Depends on if he was DWB
He was Driving While Making Burnt / Black Pancakes....
Only after an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle.