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Anon visits his dealer
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Don't buy from dealers that are casual about guns? If someone is braking that many laws at a time, they're a hazard. They're brandishing over text. That's up there with carrying too much, not following traffic laws, being loud, drinking and driving, using radio scanners, etc...
A good dealer will pull up in a Toyota cammery outside of InnOut, looking like your dad.
Some dealers will he also be legit, but rob people they don't know. This would be the perfect way to have a gun out and rob them while they're calm. You were dumb enough to show up; now you're a target.
Fuck this take, if you’re buying weed and the dude tells you he has a gun out then fuck off and go somewhere else.
The vast majority of dealers are just regular people who happen to sell weed as a side job. Being willing to sell a plant that's legal for the majority of people in the US and should be legal everywhere doesn't imply being willing to rob you at gunpoint.
I know there's red flags but he includes a free dab with the purchase :(