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If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you're JC Penny 203? I'm at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I'm unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn't sound like a terrible option.

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 95 points 3 months ago

Those are also the "mall rat" generations, so it'd be pretty fitting lol.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

We can watch the original Fast and Furious, recreate a mockup of HTML eBay and put 5hp stickers on our mobility scooters with RGB under glow lighting, and sub's around our nitrous bottles.

I live my life one quarter footprint store front at a time...

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 18 points 3 months ago

And, naturally, we'd be hauling boomboxes blasting gangsta rap in the baskets of our mobility scooters. lol.

Our generation's old-folks home gonna be lit

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

mobility scooters with RGB under glow lighting

This but unironically. I think I need to find someone willing to let me do this to their scooter or wheelchair; I've got parts to spare and if it gets even a few chuckles it will be worth doing.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I think that’s the point.

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