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Anon prepares for a flood
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this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Ah yes, who can forget Moses's Ark
Anon is a biblical scholar
They do seem to have half-assed it. Maybe they searched something like, "who built the ark in the Bible," and ended up on the page for the Ark of the Covenant by mistake.
Obviously one the Top Men. He's been to that big government warehouse.
It was Jesus who sailed the ark of the covenant down the Nile with his Amen-team comprising of mad Moses, Abraham "faceman" Malone and Mr. T as they fought cobra commander and his army of atheists.