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[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me OMW (on my way) to cut open the cancer treatment machine and put a pellet of cobalt 60 in my mouth:

(The professor did not specify the kind of lab and the kind of equipment)

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 23 points 9 months ago

You like eating radioactive rocks, don't you?

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 38 points 9 months ago
[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 26 points 9 months ago

"Crystal healing is fake" mfs when they hold 125 grams of polonium

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 20 points 9 months ago

Crystal healing is fake.

Crystal killing on the other hand...

I mean, you don't even need radioactive elements to do it. Just one pointy enough.

Any crystal is lethal if you throw it hard enough.

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 19 points 9 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago

With my third arm.

I don't feel so good...

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Hahah. I was surprised with the lack of grainy-ness. Maybe you should get that checked out.

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