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Dune rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

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I have no skin in this game, but it's a hilarious take

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[-] audiomodder 127 points 4 months ago

Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 months ago

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 months ago

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 20 points 4 months ago

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Space jizz

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 15 points 4 months ago

The jizz must flow

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Out of my worm

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

[-] drosophila 26 points 4 months ago

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.