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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by WarmSoda@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[-] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

[-] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don't see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don't use it unless I'm particularly interested.....in extra cleanliness. It's not for everyone.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

[-] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Some of you bidet fans sound like you're in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Nothing magical about it. It's simply, objectively superior.

[-] Iapar@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?

[-] lone_faerie 4 points 5 months ago

If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I don't like being wet, so I'd use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

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