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Pope Francis is gearing up for the first millennial saint, a web developer known as 'God's influencer' (ca.news.yahoo.com)

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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

He turns water into Mtn dew

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's nothing! My dog turns water to piss. He's clearly the second coming.

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