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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

Update: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-outage-affects-bing-copilot-duckduckgo-and-chatgpt-internet-search/

It's also important to note that ChatGPT internet search and DuckDuckGo are experiencing similar issues because they use the Bing API.

UPDATE 2

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 230 points 11 months ago

Just post your searches and questions here and we'll try to figure it out.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I'll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Natalie Portman enjoys milk and ill behavior. If encountered to not threaten or she'll send a frenchman to self destruct on you.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] Manalith@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago

Did I know what each link was before clicking? Yes. Did I click each just to make sure? Also yes.

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

If you remove everything after the & you'll get people on desktop, too. The search= part.

I can preview the link, which considering how the link ends...

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[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 38 points 11 months ago

Thankfully this will be a private search like DuckDuckGo.

I need an answer to how do I make my peepee become larger?

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

See results for Natalie Portman

[-] tudor@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

As an AI language model, I can’t help you with that.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Tug on it. If that doesn't work, tug on it a lot.

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Have you tried popping it back on?

Otherwise use the cheat code for reattaching body parts: ^ >_> ^

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Eh, it's ok. Sometimes the meat just falls off the ol' bone.

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[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 32 points 11 months ago

Why is it usually DNS?

(Network outages at work today. Guess what it was?)

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

DNS engineer here.

It's always DNS because no one wants to hire us. We're prima donnas that don't work much and demand large salaries. Companies think they can get away with having some random network guy "learn a bit of DNS" and it works!!... For a while... Then it fails catestrophically and the DNS engineer that was let go to "save costs" smugly watches them crash and burn. The job is super easy and simple until you're 48 hours into troubleshooting and the CTO is lighting money on fire trying to get the network back online. A big company can easily burn a DNS engineers 10 years salary in costs if they have a single large DNS failure (security or downtime).

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Sounds like y'all should form a country wide DNS guild, and instead of looking for jobs, just ask band together, and then when the DNS eventually fails, they have no choice but to hire from the guild and pay 5 years salary at once to have it fixed. Then understand if getting hired and fired constantly, you just do a job every now and then and get a huge pay check. So contractor work, but you get to see the companies constantly burn themselves and give y'all with instead.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Any company that is willing to fire me to save costs isn't worth working for. The job is so in-demand that if I put "looking for a job" in my linked-in, I get multiple offers within the hour. Not even joking. That's how I got my current job.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
  1. How long does it take to be a DNS engineer?

  2. How likely is it to be replaced in 10 years by AI?

I was gonna go for chemistry but you have a convincing argument with the job offers coming to you rather than the other way around

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
  1. Generally to be "in-demand", you need about 6 years of experience & highly desirable certifications (at least one security cert such as sec+ or CASP, dns-related cert such as Infoblox CDCA, and typically something else like cloud engineering or maybe automation engineering related). Getting into DNS is usually something that happens after you've already been an enterprise network engineer for a number of years. It's highly specialized and rather difficult.

  2. Not possible. While AI can theoretically do the job, error is too expensive. AI already does much of my work, but I have to make risk assessment & I run the automation systems. I already automate much of my daily work. But when big stuff breaks, automation won't fix it.

[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

every single time I have issues with my self hosted servers. it's always the DNS lol

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I recently called my ISP to complain about the internet issues for the last 5 hours. I told them I'm a dev and kind of know what I'm doing. I've already tried multiple devices, restarted the modem multiple time, etc. You know, I haven't restarted the router.

As I was pulling up the router page, I tried to ping cnn.com from the router's tools. It went through. On the desktop it wouldn't. It's my pi-hole.

Sorry, ISP. This one's on me.

Was a real easy call for the support guy though.

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Is it safe to consume breast milk bought on Facebook marketplace?

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago
[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Ask your ~~doctor~~ homeopath doctor

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

cats are liquid lore what is going on

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure if this is stretching it, but this comment thread is just so awesome. It's like one of those moments on reddit that would be referenced for years to come

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 17 points 11 months ago

Siri show me a pretty lady well damn Mildred my phone stopped answering me again noi wasn't asking for girls again I good you I stopped that oh sure this again one time and you never let me live it down fuck the phone is typing how do I st

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[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Actress who ben in several movie. Next question

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Why is 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[-] remote_control_conor@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

The universe is pretty big. 41 is too small to cover it.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago
[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A famouse spider best know for her performance as "Babe" is Charlotte's Web.

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