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Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan ๐Ÿ˜ (lemmy.world)
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[-] elcanadiano@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

The second verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Wait, the events are real? ๐Ÿคฏ

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Yep, huge deal in the mid-90โ€™s. Living through the 90โ€™s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm....

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hired some guy to do what

Edit: oh like in that movie

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