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[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But you're only being shot to protect innocents in one scenario (:

(As a teacher, if that wasn't obvious)

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"innocents"

(As a teacher, if that wasn't obvious)

Never met highschoolers huh?

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