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I just love pain (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.

[-] hstde@feddit.de 46 points 4 months ago

Or - just a thought - don't deploy on fridays.

[-] Iapar@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago

Sounds reasonable.

[-] Maddier1993@programming.dev 31 points 4 months ago

If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won't break, I have a bridge to sell you.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!

[-] Toes@ani.social 19 points 4 months ago

Found the project manager.

[-] Maddier1993@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago

If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.

[-] dbilitated@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago

I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Lmao, so you're not a programmer, are you?

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