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[-] interrobang 89 points 1 year ago

I've been halfheartedly saying I'm going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one's soul. It makes more sense every day.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

[-] bamboo@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago
[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

If he tells you, he'd be advertising and that's against his religion.

[-] interrobang 13 points 1 year ago

Just live the principals and you're already a congregant, my child

[-] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

That’s not advertising, that’s prosthelytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services. And just telling someone about something isn’t advertising. It’s when you spend money or resources to bring attention to that thing that it counts as advertising. People keep saying that putting a sign on your building stating the company name is advertising. It’s not.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Seek and ye shall find.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

well, they just picked up one follower.

[-] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

By advertising. So it is now officially a religion since it's full of hypocrites.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

is there public awareness that isn't advertising?

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, this isn’t advertising. It’s proselytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services and it has to be explicit. Me telling you about the company I work for isn’t advertising.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago
[-] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Thit's nit idvirteesing...

[-] interrobang 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lmao

I don't, i suppose

Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

I'm a convert. Who wants to write our hymns?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

do it so we can claim anti ad blocker measures are discriminatory

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] interrobang 4 points 1 year ago

You too, Detective

[-] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your move Satanist church.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

"The real money is in starting a religion." - L. Ron Hubbard

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Please add me to that newsletter, and may the billboards be cast from your sight, brother!

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

With that, you could sue Google and other companies pushing anti-adblocker tech for discrimination, just bring up all the cases when the supreme court sided with cristofascists to oppress other people.

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