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julius rulius (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 8 months ago by glizzyguzzler to c/196

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 months ago

The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.

But I see your point. I'm afraid you were born 2500 years too late.

[-] Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Or 50 years to early? Look global warming, increasing prices, overcrowding, decreasing resources or a looming nuclear world war 3 might just be the case to revert back to ancient times! Just hold on a couple of years, we'll get there don't you worry about a thing honey!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey's! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman's chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

I see. You can start Monday.