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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Even some of the ones that are edible still secretly want to kill you. From the Wikipedia entry for "chicken of the woods":

In some cases eating the mushroom "causes mild reactions ... for example, "swollen lips" or in rare cases "nausea, vomiting, dizziness and disorientation" to those who are sensitive. This is believed to be due to a number of factors that include allergies to the mushroom's protein or toxins which are only somewhat stable at high temperatures.

I'll eat portabellos if they come on pasta or pizza (though I've started taking them off the latter because they turn to rubber in the microwave) but I sure as hell am not going out of my way to order any dish that features them (mushrooms) as the main protein.

[-] groet@feddit.de 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

pizza

microwave

I don't think the mushrooms are the problem in that situation

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 months ago

Bite me, I don't have the counter space for a toaster oven and I'm not heating up the actual oven every time I want a leftover slice.

If the pizza is made from quality ingredients to begin with, it survives microwaving decently well. Mushrooms just refuse to play ball.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 47 points 6 months ago

If you have a stove I can definitely recommend heating your pizza in a dry (with no oil) frying pan. Set the temperature medium-low and heat a slice or two at a time for a few minutes. It comes out like it was freshly cooked.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Thanks, that rather made my day.

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 3 points 6 months ago

I learned this hack shortly before being diagnosed with celiac and lactose intolerance haha, after a lifetime of eating cold slices

I can confirm it works well, though

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Oof, that sucks. It seems like the universe really does enjoy a cruel prank sometimes. I hope you've found something equally enjoyable to fill the pizza shaped hole in your meals.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 3 points 6 months ago

I did, thanks! I just eat tacos and stuff when I need my comfort food fix

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Veggie crusts are actually pretty good nowadays. Unfortunately, lactose-free cheese is not.

But aren't parmesan and Gouda very low in lactose, because they can be quite old?

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

I finally got around to trying this. I don't see the point. By the time the cheese was re-melted, the crust turned into a hard cracker and it took ten times longer than the microwave. It's quite possible I had the stove up too high (it's an electric stove and I had it on 4/10), but I'd still say the point goes to the microwave for being quicker and having greater margin for error.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Hmmm, it's hard to debug pizza remotely, but maybe the heat wasn't high enough, it normally only takes a minute or two to heat through and cooking it for longer probably would make the base go hard.

Thanks for reporting bavk though, and I'm sorry you had a suboptimal pizza result.