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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 89 points 6 months ago

Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Weird

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 points 6 months ago

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

[-] UsernameHere@lemmings.world 9 points 6 months ago

Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That's obviously OC so what are you talking about?

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

He's doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

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