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[-] kadu@lemmy.world 225 points 2 years ago

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[-] Strobelt@lemmy.world 148 points 2 years ago

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago
[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] nick@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

Have you tried getting more vitamin d?

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

What did you just call them??

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah it was a bit unbelievable how they would get involved with the patients personal life. I worked with a guy a while ago who I was very confident was cheating on his wife. I didn't call his wife to tell her or tell him to knock it off.B

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It's never lupus.

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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