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[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 168 points 1 year ago

Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

Elementary school police officer

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[-] youRFate@feddit.de 86 points 1 year ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

Kindergarten Grenadier.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I'm an American, and I've never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

[-] Player2@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

They are often called "resource officers" and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My high schools (private and public) had security guards

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'd yeehaw if'n twernt so sad.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, you wouldn't want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

[-] grilled_cheese_eater@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

This was only a bit ago actually.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went "no more handguns then?" and we all went "yeah, I suppose", because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta make sure there's no drug deals going on

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

No, see they're mostly there so children learn to ~~obey through intimidation~~ talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

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