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submitted 10 months ago by blakestacey@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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[Eupalinos of Megara appears out of a time portal from ancient Ionia] Wow, you guys must be really good at digging tunnels by now, right?

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Fuck Elon Musk!"

"I would advise against that. His tunnel has been found to have skin-burning chemical sludge in it. Good way to lose your penis."

[-] gerikson@awful.systems 23 points 10 months ago

ensure you are wearing industrial-grade condoms

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Don't, that's what Big Sex wants! Trust me, you don't want Big Sex cumming after you like that. Unless you do, I'm not kink shaming.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

New Intrusive Thought Unlocked!

[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 10 points 10 months ago

I would advise against it for many other reasons before you even reach his oozing sludge tunnel.

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 10 months ago

"But consider: horse"

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