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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah true I mean at this point all the animals with better endurance capabilities already got the fuck outa here and left the planet as soon as humans started fucking everything up. That’s probably what Noah’s Arc was except it was a coverup to make it seem like all the cool animals didn’t leave on a spaceship without us.

I guess it sucks most for the other animals that didn’t get the memo though, not sure why they got left behind. Maybe the only animals left on earth were all the assholes that got left behind for being pricks, are we a planet of grumpy fucks and no aliens come here because they know even the squirrels on earth are jerks?

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