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submitted 1 year ago by KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml to c/196

Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a "Windows" car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an "Apple" car that just has an on/off switch

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[-] FakeGreekGirl 52 points 1 year ago

Oh, just as much can go wrong with the Apple car. You just don't have the tools to fix it when it does.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All of the parts will be glued together and all of the screws would be the oddly shaped, non-standard pentalobed TS1 screws.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9uMgxRsi_bPsr35_VjRX_U2zdDyr2rRViaz3z9FSRWZTgPM0s4xN1q8LtgmNC67TE5wUOX3fZVbROH4K7WevqV-fABV2tIVKNylH1tz9s-P4jzCbnMgrQ-A&usqp=CAc

[-] superb 3 points 1 year ago

So a heat gun and a screwdriver?

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple's annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple's hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

[-] superb 5 points 1 year ago

Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

And they will lobby to ensure only their dealerships can fix your car

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You can't even get past that engine cover to do any work on it.

The image kind of shows that statement. The car is just a ~~black~~ white box with a power button, no clue how it works, just that it's working for now

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